About Me: I was produced through the sweaty fumblings of two people I fondly refer to as my parents. I worked very hard in school to prove that I was above average, but I hold no illusions that anything I do will revolutionize the world. I live in a society that constantly tries to reinvent itself, be interesting, and be entertaining. I have become very bored with it. I like things that are old and reliable, I am comforted by the concept of geologic time.